Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
Experts agree that billing in sixty minute increments of staring is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The old guard prefers a retainer paid in treats. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.
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