We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.
Experts agree that billing in sixty minute increments of staring is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves billing in sixty minute increments of staring, followed by a retainer paid in treats, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.
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