A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Our standard approach involves a retainer paid in treats, followed by an objection sustained by loud meowing, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a verdict reached at three in the morning is not a bug. It is the product.
Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.
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