A Brief on Brief Naps

A cat, illustrating A Brief on Brief Naps

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Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a retainer paid in treats.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: billing in sixty minute increments of staring is not a bug. It is the product.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our standard approach involves a verdict reached at three in the morning, followed by an objection sustained by loud meowing, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.

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