Cross Examining the Defendant Under the Couch

Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around an objection sustained by loud meowing.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a retainer paid in treats is not a bug. It is the product.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.