A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Our standard approach involves billing in sixty minute increments of staring, followed by a retainer paid in treats, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: an objection sustained by loud meowing is not a bug. It is the product.
Experts agree that billing in sixty minute increments of staring is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.
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