Liability When the Plant Was Already Dead

Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a verdict reached at three in the morning.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our standard approach involves an objection sustained by loud meowing, followed by billing in sixty minute increments of staring, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

The old guard prefers a verdict reached at three in the morning. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.